Chocolate Delimma/Transcript

(The title card plays and Waddles is standing in the kitchen for an unknown reason.)

Rex: Waddles! I need your help!

Waddles: What is it, Rex?

Rex: I need you to buy me chocolates!

Waddles: What?

Rex: You heard me, I need chocolates!

Waddles: Yes, I did hear you. You were just acting like chocolates are a big deal.

Rex: They are a big deal!

Waddles: Then why don't you just buy ’em?

Rex: I can't, I don't have any money! That's why I need you to buy them!

Waddles: (Holding a 20$ bill.) *Sigh* Well, I do have 20 bucks left. I guess I could make a quick trip to Moose Mart.

Rex: Thanks, buddy! You're a lifesaver!

(Clock Wipe)

(The camera is outside of Moose Mart. The camera cuts to Waddles looking at isles.)

Waddles: Ah hah, candy isle.

(Waddles goes down the candy isle and spots Waddles & Friends gummies.)

Waddles: Wow, the're selling our Waddles & Friends gummies here? Awesome!

(Waddles looks down the isle.)

Waddles: But I don't see any chocolates anywhere. Maybe there somewhere down here. Nope. Not there. (While going down the isle) Nope. Nope. Nope.

(Black out Wipe)

(Waddles is exhausted and leaning on his cart, panting.)

Waddles: I've searched this whole isle! Where are the chocolates?!

(Waddles looks and sees Kevin.)

Waddles: Oh good, an employee. Hey, excuse me!

(Kevin walks over.)

Waddles: Uh, do you guys have any chocolates anywhere?

Kevin: Sorry, man. We sold out of chocolates 2 hours ago.

Waddles: What?!

Kevin: Yeah, out chocolates always 50% off on Valentine's Day. But, I do have some chocolates from home in the back! I was gonna give 'em to my girl, but you seem more in need.

(Kevin turns around and leaves. Waddles waits for about 5 seconds and Kevin comes back with a box of chocolates.)

Kevin: Alright, man. Here they are! I know there a little melted, and I think they're a little expired, but it's all I got.

Waddles: Well, if they're the only other chocolates you have, I guess I have any other choice then.

Kevin: Well then, you can is it head over to the checkout, and my buddy Oscar will take care of the rest. Have a good day, sir!

Waddles: You too, uuuuugghhh...(Reads Kevin's name tag.) Kevin.

(Clock Wipe)

(Waddles is at the check out line.)

Waddles: *Sigh* Finally, at the checkout.

(Waddles looks ahead and sees familiar faces.)

Waddles: Wait, you guys?

(The camera zooms out, revealing the other friends in the checkout line.)

Waddles: Huh, I was wondering where the car went.

(Clock Wipe)

(Waddles is at home.)

Waddles: *Sigh* Finally, back home.

Rex: There you are! What took you so long?!

Waddles: It’s called waiting in line and being a respectful person. Also, they ran out of chocolates, so I had to get these from an employee. He said that they were a little expired and melted though.

Rex: (Grabs the chocolates) That’s okay, I don’t mind if their a little expired or melted.

Waddles: Wait, you don’t mind if their a little expired or melted?

Rex: Nope! (Eats the box of chocolates in one bite)

Waddles: Wait a minute, you just wanted those chocolates for yourself?!

Rex: Well, yeah. Didn’t you hear me when I said I needed chocolates?

Waddles: Well, yeah, but I thought I was getting you those chocolates to give to someone else; not to eat for yourself!

Rex: What are you talking about?

Waddles: What I‘m talking about is that you usually give to other people; you don’t eat them yourself!

Rex: Oh. I’m sorry, I didn’t know.

Waddles: It’s okay, I know you have the appetite of a dinosaur. Happy Valentines Day, Rex.

Rex: Happy Valentines Day, Waddles.

(Waddles and Rex stair at each other for a little bit, then Rex frowns as he thinks about something)

Rex: So, do I still owe you that 20$?

Waddles: Yeah.

Rex: Ah, fudge! *Snickers* Get it? Fudge? Chocolate?

Waddles: Yes, I get it!

(Rex frowns again for a few seconds, then looks at the viewer as a pink background with a heart shape appears around his head with the words “Happy Valentines Day”, ending the episode.)